2022 was a very bizarre year for me, running-wise. In fact, I didn’t run at all for most of it, despite spending half the year training for the most difficult physical challenge I’ve ever done. I also did a half-marathon with no training, which I do not recommend, but which is still dangerous knowledge to have because now I know I can. I’m also ending this a little late – after the end of the year – because the challenge I spent half the year training for ended on January 8th.
Read on to hear about my very Dopey year!
(You can also read my previous Years of Running: 2021, 2020, 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016 [the year I did a half-marathon every month AND a full marathon], 2015.)
Best Race Experience
Disney World’s Tower of Terror is my favorite ride there, so I’ve wanted to do the Tower of Terror 10-Miler since I began running in 2015. The problem was: 2014 is the last year they held it. Womp, womp. But! This year they changed the last weekend of their race season to a theme that will change every year (this weekend is now called “Springtime Surprise” for that reason), and for the first one they brought back some discontinued races including my long-desired ToT10! Disney races are always amazing, but I love everything about the Tower of Terror. I adore the creepy retro theming, I love the story (there’s even a delightfully campy TV movie with Kirsten Dunst!), and I love the ride itself. So, to have an entire race – thousands of people – celebrating something I love so much was just so incredibly fun. I went back and forth on costumes, and in the end decided to just be a Hollywood Tower Hotel guest, complete with HTH pajamas I custom painted, and the look of a room key thanks to a keychain I’d bought years before. I chose this partially because I thought it would be unique and fun, and partially because then I could have ToT themed pajamas – which I’ve now worn many, many times since!
Best Run
This is an interesting thing for me to ponder this year. My best runs were, in fact, walks. It’s a long story…
During the Princess half-marathon in late February, I noticed around mile 10 that my left knee felt really tight. After the race I discovered it was quite swollen. This was very strange because for my entire life, it’s been my right knee that’s been a problem – never my left! I had also been doing very well at training and even strength training and yoga since the new year. I knew I needed to get an MRI, but the following weekend was the Gate River Run and a month after that was Springtime Surprise. There was no way I wasn’t doing either of those, so I completely stopped working out to rest it, to see if it happened again. Both times it did. So with no other races on the docket I decided to rest it longer and see if it got better. Then I decided last minute to do a half in Edinburgh, Scotland (which I originally registered for in March 2020) at the end of May. I figured, “Hey, I haven’t run at all since the first weekend of April. I’m sure my knee is fine now.”
Yeah. No.
The race was fun, but with extra walking before and after, my race-related distance was over 15 miles. My knee was already swollen and both knees were already sore. (Did I mention I do not recommend doing a half untrained?) But, looking at the weather, I realized if I wanted to climb up to King Arthur’s Seat, I needed to go that afternoon. That added another I don’t even know how many miles. A lot. And much of it was steep ascent and descent. On the way down my left knee had shooting sharp pains. It didn’t stop me from enjoying the rest of my trip (actually I later did three different walking tours, because I love walking tours, and also I’m stupid) but I resolved that I would make a point to go get that MRI when I got home.
The MRI didn’t happen till the end of June, and the results took a few weeks after that. The orthopedic P.A. said that I needed to stop running or get knee surgery.* I almost cried. Because in April I had done a 180 on the whole never-again-marathon thing and in fact had registered for the Dopey Challenge, which is a 5K Thursday, 10K Friday, half-marathon Saturday, and marathon Sunday. Disney doesn’t do refunds or deferrals, and they are expensive. Thankfully, they also have a pretty generous time requirement, which is 16 minutes per mile from the last people to start.
I’m naturally a slow walker, but I knew racewalking was a thing, and learned how to do it via the internet. In the end I’ve been able to racewalk up to an 11:30 minute mile (5.5 mph)! I did alllll my Dopey training racewalking – and I did alllll my Dopey races racewalking! But I did do it. It took forever. (Actually, I cut about 40 minutes off my first terrible marathon. Go figure.)
And that finally brings us to my best “run” of the year: the BHM26.2 half-marathon. And heck, let’s throw in the 5K I did the day before. Birmingham, AL is hilly, but I actually passed several runners in both cases. I still can’t believe I managed to walk a hilly half under 3:04. My 5K was about 40 minutes. It was exhilarating!
Best New Piece of Gear
Racewalking required different shorts for me than running, because of the different technique, so I asked around about shorts that don’t ride up and have pockets but aren’t tight like bike shorts. (It’s too hot in FL to not have some air flow!) Oiselle Long Roga Shorts were recommended in one of my online running groups, and they are AMAZING. I think I have 6 or 8 pairs now because I’ve gotten several on clearance and two secondhand. The Toolbelt Long Roga are my ultimate favorite because they have even more storage without adding bulk or warmth. (I’m actually wearing a pair in the pic above.) Now that I’m running again*, I still love them the most, so I’ve gotten rid of a bunch of my old shorts.
Best Piece of Running Advice You Received
I had to remind myself of this a lot: a mile, whether run or walked, is still a mile.
Biggest Achievement:
Dopey! That’s a beast of a challenge, but outside of training, I actually had a great time. Feel free to watch my training and race log on TikTok. Also, I didn’t realize how much a good marathon experience would mean to me until I was 20 miles in. Redemption is a nice feeling.
Favorite Picture From a Run or Race This Year
See above. I think that marathon/Dopey finish pic has to be it. I was dressed as my favorite superhero, I had time to get a donut for my finisher pic, and I felt freaking amazing. If not that, then this one from Princess in February. Though Luisa costumes are common now, with donkeys on shoulders, as far as I can tell I was the first to do it at a Disney race. I ran the Princess half with my burritos – and then did it again almost a year later for the Dopey half-marathon.
Race Experience You Would Repeat in A Heartbeat
Tower of Terror 10-miler! Edinburgh half! Uh… Dopey? Because somehow I got sucked in again. And if I can get Dumbo at Disneyland, I’m doing that a week later. I am so incredibly stupid – and so incredibly excited. Dopey to Dumbo 2024!
If you could sum up your running year in one word, what would it be?
Surprising.
Running Goals for 2023
- Sub-2:30 half. Thinking of getting a coach to see if I can finally make this reality.
- Sub-30 5K. If I can do the above, I can maybe do this.
I’ve run half-marathons in:
2015: Tennessee, Florida, Connecticut
2016: Wisconsin, Michigan, Georgia, California, Hawaii
2017: Pennsylvania, FRANCE
2018: Illinois, Missouri, New York, NEW ZEALAND
2019: Maine, Virginia, NORWAY
2020: Louisiana, Rhode Island
2021: Mississippi, ICELAND, New Hampshire
2022: SCOTLAND, Alabama
Half-marathon stats:
Total finished: 44
States checked off: 19
Countries checked off: 5 (not counting the USA)
PRs:
5K: 31:59 (Ancient City Brewing, 10/2021)
10K: 1:08:58 (honestly don’t remember when)
15K: 1:46:48 (Gate River Run, 03/07/2020)
Half: 2:38:03 (Richmond Half, 11/16/2019)
Marathon: 6:59:28 (Walt Disney World Marathon, 01/08/2023 – includes several stops)